BEEP.
There is a catagory over 9000 shit storm aproaching Imgaination Land.
Panicing like a dumb shit is highly recomended.
Do not show any affection to the Klaus.
All Lalas are to evacuate to higher ground in Candy Land.
Waffles and Rape-aid will be available at the shelter; no candy due to irony.
Please, be sure to inflate your fairy queen devices located under your Harry Potter books.
In the case of a walrus atack simply club on head.
Note, these creatures are armed and extremely stoopid.
If you do not have a club, please see your local Joker for a "World Famous Joker's Surplus Cane".
Leave all kitty's on your person at all times for maximun :3
Do not show any affection to the Klaus.
Please stay tuned for further instructions.
BEEP.
